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A White Russian cocktail — cream swirling into coffee liqueur
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Hollywood Star Lanes

"Where the rug really ties the lanes together."

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214 reviews · Bowling Alley · $$

"The Dude abides.""This aggression will not stand, man.""Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.""Obviously you're not a golfer.""New shit has come to light.""The rug really tied the room together.""I'm the Dude, so that's what you call me.""Calmer than you are.""Donny, you're out of your element!""Mark it zero.""The Dude abides.""This aggression will not stand, man.""Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.""Obviously you're not a golfer.""New shit has come to light.""The rug really tied the room together.""I'm the Dude, so that's what you call me.""Calmer than you are.""Donny, you're out of your element!""Mark it zero."

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